Funfetti Cupcakes Part II

My mind flashes back to the previous night. The mixing. Pouring. Baking. Cooling. Frosting. Decorating. The mess I was forced to clean up. All on a quiet Thursday night in anticipation on my partner's upcoming birthday. I wonder if all my negativity toward baking is a terrible beginning and curse to her special day-and quickly stop those thoughts. I casually and somewhat cheerfully finish my job, finally wrapping myself up in bed somewhere around 2 a.m.

Now, as I stand in the hot, clustered cafeteria, all eyes on me and my corral of farm animals, the realization that my hard work, struggle, and anticiaption has gone to waste as my cupcakes are senteced to a gruesome death. My argument is not strong enough, as nothing I can do will budge this higher power; the twitch that I had so masterfully controlled all this while has returned, and contolling that minor defect in my life is now the farthest thought from my mind. I slowly turn to face my aluminum fortress-what the hell am I going to do with 50 cupcakes?

As much as Colleen tries to hold up a solid countenace, the hurt behind her sparkling green-blue eyes runs deep; her simple wish for a cupcake celebration with those who mean the most to her has been dissapated. Our distrought emotions have distressed the children now; I start to genuinely get nervous- My flace flushes red. My hands tremble and not God Himself could settle these nerves. Steven, hiding in the kitchen lifts his head to check in on me; typically his perceptiveness lacks somewhat, however, this time, he tries to comfort me. Desperatley trying to get me to smile, he suggests I should go on the corner and sell them to neighbors. My black raincloud begins to dissapate and as it does, Steve takes a bite out of one particularly perfect one, after a long struggle to convice him that one cupcake would not destroy his buff and gym-cultured body, as I joke that I could bake and cook rather well- that he'd never be hungry so long as I was a Sicilian woman.

He eats it, jokingly moaning to prove he genuinely enjoys the dessert. "One more." he says, smiling briliantly, and when he completes it, finishes with "Alyssa. It tastes like clay." Knowing I'll push him in some sad attempt to get even with him, he swings his other arm around me to imply a hug, and slips one last cupcake out of the tin behind my back. "Alyssa...you're the best. Bake again tomorrow." I promise to leave them on his car, my face now flushed from the simple rush of being in his presence. I can't help but smile- the excitement coming hand in hand with newly found attraction.

"Alyssa, what are you doing giving cupcakes to Steve?"

I panic, worrying that my somewhat short reign as Group Leader has now come to an end. I open my mouth to come up with some response, but am quickly stopped.

"Leave three on my desk..." she says, strutting away smiling as my mouth gapes open....

Funfetti Cupcakes Part I

50 cupcakes. 50. 50 Pillsbury Funfetti cake cupcakes. 50 Pillsbury Funfetti cake cupcakes perfectly frosted with vanilla icing and sprinkles on top. I race to store them in the backseat of my car, carefully strapping my precious cargo in with the swift click of a seat belt. 2:18- the need for my being at work in this precise second has never been greater. As I slam my car door shut, ripping open the driver's side door, my body throws itself into the heather grey seat, impatiently starting the car, speeding off down the block just to make the light. A battle for time, my Sentra seems to lift off the ground as I fly the 4 blocks to my school.

"Her birthday comes once a year" I repeat to myself, thinking how in God's mercy my partner ever makes the simple action of baking for every holiday, and still comes in looking as good as the day before and smiling brilliantly. Of course I couldn't let her bake for her own birthday. And yet as I trudge up the steps calling for the security guard to open the door for me as I barely balance 4 metal tins stacked up the 10 marble steps to the chipping and somewhat rusting hunter green double door, insanely, I love it.

I can't see him, but I recognize his voice as he swiftly picks two tins off my stack and carries them into my room for me. He questions as to why my disheveled countenance is now substantially more rattled than usual, he chuckles. "Kid. You think you've got stress now with a couple of cupcakes, I don't think I wanna see you in a few years huffin' and puffin' after your own little ones." A thought that I hadn't contemplated for that day, and now a rude awakening that settles in my stomach and seeps outward to raise my anxiety. I chuckle, because he is right, and stumble in to the office to clock myself in.

I have formed one complete goal- Snack time. All thirty of them had better eat every single last morsel of the cupcakes. I plow through Math, Science and English- mentally aware of the screaming coming from my class alone. I know this will be trouble, and soon. they laugh, smile, grab across the table. I turn to look, and instantaneously, I know the cafeteria packed with 160 somewhat children will soon be devoid of every positive emotion known to man. click click. Her heels violently click against the floor of the room- and my heart races, and my head spins as I know that the brunt of the anger will be taken out on my class, as the inital force has been exerted on the flimsy floor tiles. I stand, red-faced, embarrassed, and feel a failure as my boss rages about the misbehavior of my children- how they lost all control. How I have no control. And faster then one's mind can comprehend, these 32 bodies are now on trial for their crimes.

"Well third grade, I really hope you're happy, because you just lost you're party. Alyssa- They can't have their cupcakes. Throw them out the window for all I care."

...and just like that the mallet dropped and the verdict was called for all to hear.

One Line Story

I've loved and lost, and lost dear love- and yet the only thing I've gained is unbridled sorrow...

Music Feeds the Soul...

There are many in my English Class (the reason for the creation of my blog), as well as the dear Professor Farley who just want to forward themselves technologically- they want music on their blogs. When creating my blog, I felt it was not properly expressing me as, well, me, unless there was music. The beauty of words and linguistics are a large part of me, as well as many others in my class- So I'll lay a helping hand.

This website, actually found by Dan (thanks hun, lol) is www.esnips.com, where one creates a "widget". I know, a lot of you are saying "Huh? widget? Alyssa...English please!" Well, let me explain. Once the page has opened, by scrolling down you will find a tab stating "widgets", with a red icon on the right hand side.By accessing that tab, the page actually does give a tutorial, and yet, i feel as if I should give a second. In the upper right hand corner there is a search box- you can access any uploaded file by typing in the name of the song and artist- Don't panic- we're almost done.

A list of files will load, showing the title, artist, how many users use this file, and so on. By selecting "Add to Quicklist", that file is being processed so you could access it as an html code to put into your blog. The only thing left for you to do now is customize its' appearance. The link will now say "Go To Quicklist", but you must scroll back up to the top and click "Create Playlist Widget" in a new animated task bar located under the neon orange task bar strip. A new page will now open, allowing you to select the color, and whether or not the link will play automatically of by manually starting it up. After all selections have been made, select update, and the new html code will appear in a scroll box. The last step left is to choose where you want the widget to appear on your blog. These particular files only play on the specific blog that you post- which allows for the freedom of eclectics- you can change your song as often as you update.

This works for me because, well, I'm never the same on any given day =)

With You...♥

My head against the glass window of my car, I can’t help but smile. Any other day of the week I’d be cursing the traffic, out of state drivers and any traffic signal on the all of one mile stretch of street between St. John’s University and the Verrazano Bridge. And yet strangely, I’m calm. The person in the passenger seat of the car next to me unfortunately caught in the same gridlock traffic gazes, wondering if I am at all sane, and if those of my status should be given a license to drive on the New York streets. My normal countenance has escaped me, and yet, as I begin to wonder where it has gone to, the thought leaves me. The stresses of the previous few days of constant supervision and observation of superintendents at the school are gone, and regular activities should be given to my class, rather than the hodgepodge entertainment my partner and myself have been forced to create on the previous two days. But today, today was different. Today was Wednesday.

Wednesdays usually bring a certain eclectic air to my usually troubled work week aura. Knowing that there are only two days left of the week, I am given a certain false hope that it will all fly past me, and I’ll suddenly find myself on Friday night at ease. I become uneasily aware of the fact that while I’ve been living in my thoughts, I’ve managed to mount the bridge, letting the accompanied anxiety and nerves seep out of my body. Somewhere, lost in my thoughts, I hear the hum of my radio crooning a love ballad. Our ballad. Or at least the ballad I’d like to consider to be ours. My body has a strange reaction to this new catalyst- this formation of words that seems to perfectly describe the complex rivets of emotion I feel.

And while I am aware that Chris Browns’ “With You” is not the most romantic choice to describe us, the Wednesday afternoons where I sat cross-legged with Steven singing our hearts out as our gym class continued without us causes my entire solid composition to reduce to nothing more than a puddle of emotions. My heart flutters, and I could feel myself fluster as I recall a memory that had meant so much to me, and must be long forgotten by my counterpart. My expedition home has now become nothing more than a mad rush to just have the plain and simple courtesy of being able to gaze into his eyes. My body pulls my brain into the reality that I am forced to live in, I bid farewell to the other half of me- my world of beauty that I can only visit and not reside. I walk into work, his smiling face my only mental image as my paradise is ripped from me with the latest update from my boss “Alyssa, Steve’s out today- there’s no gym.”

But...Can I Have It?

This weekend, I was somewhat down, due to a random change of plans that set my whole weekend off. After being sick the week before spring break, then throwing off my homework, due assignments, as well as what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation- complete with regular work hours, and hours of unfisnished assignments. However, it was lightened when a co-worker emailed me this Mad TV sketch from youtube- at least it made me laugh for 5 minutes =)

Laughter Is the best medicine....

“Miss Alyssa, I think I broke 3 of my livers.” I stare blankly into my young students’ face, and as my initial shock fades away, I chuckle. “Honey, a person only has one liver”, I respond, trying as hard as I can not to laugh at him to demean him. The mind of a child has always amazed me- I watch in awe as they soak up every last tidbit of information. And yet, as I watch him accept this new information, rolling it around a little, I can’t help but chuckle. Something lurks behind what quizzical façade is visible to me. I know some smart remark is sure to follow quickly as his small brown eyes brighten up as the sparks of the fire of childhood are hastily ignited. He pauses, and begins to smile, small-almost unnoticeable at first, spreading out from the right side of his mouth. Rumors of his supposed tri-organ internal bleed have spread across the class, and now a small crowd has attracted to the magnetic episode. I turn to my paperwork, hoping that the crowd will dissolve and my student will return to his homework, but my non-existent luck has once again escaped me. He wittingly shoots back- “But Miss Alyssa that means I broke my one and only liver! I’m dying!”
My partner, who has now dropped all the jackets she was hanging up due to her laughing fit, throws her arm around me laughing into my shoulder. I see the tears in her eyes from laughing as hard as she is, and she has spread her contagious infection; I am now doubled over- red as ever, wiping tears from my eyes. Of course, I become the spectacle of the lunch room, forcing my boss to strut over- confused and full of questions as to why my job has come down to hysterical laughter.
There is no other reply besides “I’m sorry- we’re under control. We just broke three livers.”